i totally enjoy tuesday tuition. but am i too immatured or what? everytimes teacher tells us something containing obsense stuff i am the only one laughing.
some things she said: #1: i have some students who are crazy over computer games and it reflects in their writing. they write, the emergency exits should be blocked becos when there is a fire, and the person opens the door hoping to escape, they see not stairs but birds. and then a brick falls down from no where and the person gets killed. so i conclude that emergency exits shld be blocked.
#2: student B writes, this guy has some problems in his studies and he attempts suicide. just when he landed in the floor after jumping off the 15 storey building, a martian ship came down to earth and 2 aliens took him to mars and he lived happily ever after.
#3: this is how parents scare girls last tym. they say, if u kiss or hold a guys hand, u get pregant and if u go firther by going to bed with him, u die. then u will go to the 13storey of hell [or something lyk that] and ur breast will be sliced off ur body and u will be a breastless person.
#4: show u what my student bought for me for teacher's day. [her daughter screams: a BOOBY CUP] since he is so nice to buy me a cup with a woman's boobs sticking out of it, i will use it and it seriously reminds me of my younger days.
#5: a student when back to tell his mother. "my teacher says that SEX~IS GOOD~! and she also says that MASTURBATION~IS ALSO GOOD~ and it is perfectly alright to have SEX~!!"
#6: we should not stop children from watchin porn. if parents restrict their child from watching porn, they will say "NO! the more they dun let me watch, the more i will go onto the internet and watch!!" SO, parents should sit by the com with the child and watch porn together and explain to the child what is porn exactly about.
#7: DRAGONS do exist.i watched in national geographic that they found an ice cave. they found a soldier whose face was black.they thought it was becos of the cold but after experiments, they realised that it was not becos of the cold. the soldier had been charred. they dig further and found the baby dragon without a womb??!so researchers are sure that the mother must be nearby. then they found another ice cave and they found many more soldiers with black faces. then they found a MUMMY dragon!! its wingspan was almost the lenght of our classroom. YA. it was BIG. they found a full grown dragon.the dragons love to fly to the mountain top and chew flint.then their body produces alot of METHANE! and when the methane and flint come into contact they emit flames! that was how drags produce flames.
[that was my account of what she was saying.so read it as SHE(my tuition teacher) said it and not celina said it(: ] JEEVERS. i forgot what else. this is the more SIGNIFICANT ones. her tone is totally hilarious. she talked about other obsense stuff and i always end up laughing while the others take it so seriously. this tues is 4hrs of tuition. AHH~ i love this song. BORO BORO by arash. believe it or not. i am going to learn how to sing it XD
Dusi bo ashakata boda adhaste to heli rasi boda dramatoba chei tunicardinazdi kamai na ia to
Bora bora bora dela an toro toro ne mi ha dige dige nemi honetina me Bora bora dela anshaia tige tige tige ha dige dige nemi honetina me
Bora bora bora dela an toro toro ne mi ha dige dige nemi honetina me
Bora bora dela anshaia tige tige tige ha dige dige nemi honetina me (shala ei shala ei shala ei shala) Dusi bo ashakata boda adhaste to heli rasi boda dramatoba chei tunicardi delamazatora debi ne mi ha
Dusi bo ashakata boda adhaste to heli rasi boda dramatoba chei tunicardi nazdi kamai naia to
Bora bora bora dela an toro toro ne mi ha dige dige nemi honetina me
Bora bora dela anshaia tige tige tige ha dige dige nemi honetina me
Bora bora bora dela an toro toro ne mi ha dige dige nemi honetina me
Bora bora dela anshaia tige tige tige ha dige dige nemi honetina me (Instrumental)
Bora bora bora dela an toro toro ne mi ha dige dige nemi honetina me
Bora bora dela anshaia tige tige tige ha dige dige nemi honetina me
Bora bora bora dela an toro toro ne mi ha dige dige nemi honetina me
Bora bora dela anshaia tige tige tige ha dige dige nemi honetina me
Bora bora bora dela an toro toro ne mi ha Bora bora dela anshaia tige tige tige ha (mashabi!)
-CELINA- stands at a miserable height of 151cm SO FAR
-VALERIE- stands at a super tall height of 164cm. =.=
Valerie hates what Celina likes.(totally true)
valerie hates brown while celina loves brown(lyk poo)
Celina hates what Valerie likes.
valerie likes very colourful stuff while celina hates too much of it
valerie-HUGE twinny
celina-LITTLE twinny
OUR GOALS?!
-TWINNY BAG
-TWINNY SHIRT
-TWINNY BADGE
-TWINNY PENCILBOX
THATS SO LITTLE MAN. awwwww~
