MATHS TEACHER SAVES CAT today a maths teacher was transformed into a hero! mr gabrial tay from xinmin secondary was reported saving a cat in distress. at around 4.15pm today, ms elizabeth chewand some of her frens, students from xinmin secondary, saw a cat in the drain.as a cat lover, she could not bear seeing a poor kitten trapped in a drain.her 1st instinct was to seek help from her maths teacher,mr tay.but why him?(ahem ahem...sry to be rude but i think it's becos he smells lyk cat food)
as reporters valerie lim and celina chua stood outside the sch gate waiting to capture the picture of the 'charming' mr tay, a some what gorilla-looking er...person(or so i think he's 1)came dashing out.within the blink of an eye, he managed to put on his red undies and a cape(suspected to be 1 of the sch hall's curtain).he was at the front line.behind him was his'mr tay fan club'.shouts of 'jia you' and wo men yong yuan zi chi ni' was heard as their hero made a beeline for the kitten.and out of a sudden a 'mr tay!wo ai ni!' was heard.everyone turned arnd onli to find celina shouting lyk a mad woman.
when we reached the drain the kitten was trapped in, superman turned into the hulk and pulled of the lid of the drain.(he is destroying public property...hello?)the hulk wanted to climb into the drain to save kitty but realises his butt is too big and transformed into hello kitty.maybe the cat saw its fren and came rushing to its hero.soon both kittys were out.hip hip hurray!!!when every1 was looking at the kitten, hello kitty turned into spiderman and spider-webbed away.
no one knew wad to do with kitty and tt was when another hero appeared. ms valerie tan! she voleentered to bring kitty home!!!yay... and every1 was safe and sound...
-end of report- reported by: valerie lim & celina chua channal news asia taipei
-CELINA- stands at a miserable height of 151cm SO FAR
-VALERIE- stands at a super tall height of 164cm. =.=
Valerie hates what Celina likes.(totally true)
valerie hates brown while celina loves brown(lyk poo)
Celina hates what Valerie likes.
valerie likes very colourful stuff while celina hates too much of it
valerie-HUGE twinny
celina-LITTLE twinny
OUR GOALS?!
-TWINNY BAG
-TWINNY SHIRT
-TWINNY BADGE
-TWINNY PENCILBOX
THATS SO LITTLE MAN. awwwww~
